I guess at times I have Utah Pride, somewhere buried deep down inside of me. When someone from Colorado says something about how Utah is really ugly compared to Colorado, I get really angry. I can agree that Colorado is better than Utah in most every way. I can agree that almost anywhere is better than Utah in most every way. But I think y'all need to learn your place.
"Utah has the ugly side of the mountains" is an acceptable comment from anyone who lives in Utah. When a person from Colorado says it, I want to start shouting obscenities about how Utah is pretty and Utah is great. It's not great, I know this. But if you're not from Utah, you can't say it. So shut up.